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thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 55,655 notes

highlyintelligentblonde:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

Thank you for putting this into words. 

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 250,176 notes

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 478,233 notes

donna-remembers:

tramtheram:

It’s amazing how often Donna is needed to tell the Doctor to stop. It makes me wonder what would have happened had she seen eleven during some episodes.

The Doctor doesn’t need a gaggle of women who basically step aside and let him do whatever because they have a fucking crush on him.

He needs someone to yell out “oi! Spaceman you stop it right now or i’ll slap you so hard you won’t need a tardis to see tomorrow!”

Or the quiet voice of reason that says “that’s enough, you can stop now.”

Reblogging for the comment ^

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 42,166 notes
lustt-and-luxury:

coderedillniggaalert:

scifuck:

ohboiii:

This is so me bruh

he takes his hat off to pray thanks

salute a real nigga when you see one

lol , he da man

lustt-and-luxury:

coderedillniggaalert:

scifuck:

ohboiii:

This is so me bruh

he takes his hat off to pray thanks

salute a real nigga when you see one

lol , he da man

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 47,518 notes
bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 243,038 notes

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 71,787 notes
daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."

"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 145,541 notes

it’s like he’s trying to wipe himself away

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 1,550 notes

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 38,819 notes